Mrs Jack Sparrow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the list of THE TOP TEN MOST HOTTEST GUYS

 

 

Numero Uno!    1. JACK SPARROW aka JOHNNY DEPP <hottest>

 

                       2. Chris Evans aka the flaming dude in fantastic 4 

 

                       3.  Josh Peck ( fat guy from drake and josh who is no longer fat but still funny and cute and HOTT)

 

                       4.  Mario (the Singer who was also the guy in step up)

 

                       5.  Johnny the DJ (from the ellen show)

 

                       6. Gerad Way aka Lead singer of MCR

 

                       7. David Boreanaz!!!! ( Angel form buffy series)

 

                       8. Drake Bell (drake and josh show)

 

                       9. Jack De Sena

 

                      10. Paul Twohill (also damn HOOTTTTTTT )

 

 

Yo, ho, haul together,  < Refers to the raising of the colours aka the flag u answer to in this case its the pirate flag>
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

The king and his men <the pirate king and his bretheren court>
stole the queen from her bed < captured the goddess calypso from the sea> <Some say calypso is not actually a goddess but a sea nymph>
and bound her in her Bones. <and bound her in a mortal form; a human>
The seas be ours < they did this to gain control of the seas>
and by the powers
where we will well roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!

The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

 

 

 

This was the song sung at the beginning of pirates of the caribbean : at world's end. The pirate call.

( the things in purple are my added commentary)

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Mangayarkarasi
Birth date: 31-07-92
Birth place: Singapore
Current Location: my living room
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Righty or Lefty: righty
Star sign : Leo

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Indian/and others too comlicated to explain
Shoes you wore today: Ugly school shoes...eww
Your weakness: too emotional. low self esteem. too outgoing.
Your fears: Night not darkness mind you . insects. couples.
Your perfect pizza: Lime sauce mixedwith mayo and lots of fish and pineapple....weird i know

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase on Msn Messenger: f*** it la
Your thoughts first waking up: damn
Your best physical feature: my left kidney
Your bedtime: between 9pm and 4am(sch hols)
Your most missed memory: alking withmy grandma...she died a long time ago...i have even forgotten what she she sounds like

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: neither..they dcay ur bones....but pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Neithr
Adidas or Nike: Nike forever
Lipton Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: no
Take showers: well duh
Think you've been in love: With my stories
Had a crush: been a long time since i've been married to Johnnybut its pete wentz
Like(d) high school: what's the high school equivalent in singapore? i don't know.
Want to get married: no
Get motion sickness: once. only once.
Get along with your parents: i would like to think so.
Like thunderstorms: always. thunderstorms are such great fun when you get shocked becuz of the sounds...

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Nope...dun want to damage my liver
Gone to the mall: yes please.
Been on stage: YES. duh...
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: al most....my bro beat me to it
Eaten sushi: Nope...cant stand the smell 
Gone skating: haha. no. only rolleblading...but fell flat on my ass
Gone skinny dipping: no.....
Dyed your hair: no....dont want it to drop off
Stolen anything: i might have stolen somebody's attention. does that count?

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: no.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Nope never
Got beaten up: Yep. amandafoo whacked me up so bad i had welts and bruises...she didnt realise util she hit a friend with light skin and sawthe marks

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hoping to get married: no
Children: no..he worldis overpopulated a it is
Describe your dream wedding: I hate weddings...you dontknow half the people there
How do you want to die: i want to die saving someone i love.....
What country would you most like to visit: Ethiopia but like 5000 yers ago

LAYER NINE: IN A PARTNER
Best eye color?: anything will do.
Best hair?: anything will do.
Height: anything will do, but preferably same height 

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of piercings: zero
Number of tattoos: zero
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: almost never. I mean how manypeople have a namelike mine?
Number of scars on my body: Too many to count...i am so clumsy...and these atest to the fact 
Number of things in my past that I regret: too many to count.

WHAT THE HELL?? WHY THE F*** U CALL 3E3 WANNABES? DO WE LOOK LIKE F***ING WANNABES TO UR GODAMN F***ING EYES? WHAT THE F*** GIVES YOU A RITE TO CALL US DAT YOU GODDAMN HOES! WE DIDNT DO NETHING TO YOU! NE WAY HU THE HELL WANTS TO BE LIKE U? A BUNCH OF ----

 

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